May 24th / 25,663 notes †you know what should be a thing? like, marriage, except it’s for friends
and you have this big ceremony thing where all your friends and family are there and you say that you wanna be best bros for life and shit
and on the night of the ceremony you dont have sex but you get a hotel room and eat pizza and play video games or have a marathon of your favourite tv show and then you go on a bronymoon
May 24th / 20,799 notes †do you ever feel like a plastic bag
No, I always feel like a Prada bag
May 24th / 9,474 notes †A police dog searches you for weed and pulls it out of your back pocket.. you think ‘fuck’ and start planning your excuse until the dog starts lighting a blunt, gives you a wink and says ‘yo thanks dude’
What?
A police dog searches you for weed and pulls it out of your back pocket.. you think ‘fuck’ and start planning your excuse until the dog starts lighting a blunt, gives you a wink and says ‘yo thanks dude’
May 24th / 89,903 notes †how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
May 24th / 57,128 notes †LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS
